Adelaide Kane gets super excited over a baby on set in Reign season 2. (x)
the hunger games aren’t amazingly unique or flawless or anything but I think katniss as a character is very important and i think the media misunderstands
we aren’t in it for the cute boys. we’re in it for katniss. thousands of young girls were introduced to an introverted, angry girl born into poverty and watched her become the savior of the world and the media doesn’t seem to understand that she, as a character, is important to girls. not who she dates, but her
If you were invisible for one day, what would you do? x
[imagines a character in the hands of better writers]
[imagines a scenario in the hands of better writers]
[imagines a whole show and concept in the hands of better writers]
Death enjoyed pizza and hamburgers
God drinks until he passes out
Satan sings Stairway to Heaven
There are issues with our powerful characters and antagonists and I think it’s the writers really not giving a fuck
Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
drunktuesdaze: #if i don’t get to read that immediately#wherein each chapter corresponds with a day of the shoot#and stiles gets banging in a different filthy way#and then gives his exit interview to a pining cameraman derek#i will do a murder
I have been filthily discussing this porn shoot with drunktuesdaze and eeames and I think it’s a masterpiece with this shoot order:
1) peter (I’m so weak to this)
2) twins (at the same time)
3) danny (change of pace)
4) parrish AND CHRIS ARGENT at the same time???
5) boyd (dedicated; ginormous cock)
Also in my head this is werewolves are known but not everyone who fucks stiles is a werewolf, obvi, so some shoots have knotting and some don’t. It’s a very diverse porn.
omg omg omg do the twins do Stiles in the megazord form
i mean. megazord dick.
like maybe they start off doing your standard spit-roast thing, one in the ass one in the mouth
then your normal dp
then WOLFZORD ONE HUGE COCK KNOTTING
(and possibly after the shoot the gay one [i can’t tell the twins apart sue me] slips stiles his number and he’s like ‘my bro’s gay for pay but i’m the real thing, call me, i’ll put gentle music on? :D?’)
YES. YES. EXACTLY. No one ever wanted to fully be on my level about all the weird sex stuff that could go down with twinsformers sex. I’m so into it. SO INTO IT.
So INTO mklutz LIST.
CHAPTER 1: PETER - Humiliation, probably. Slutshaming dirtytalk, making Stiles gag a little, maybe leans back and tells Stiles to ride him, remains cool and collected while Stiles gasps and pants.
CHAPTER 2: TWINSFORMERS - super weird sex stuff. I will DIE on the theory that they can feel each other’s pleasure as well as pain, so do me on weird conversation like “Aidan, he’s so tight” “I know, I feel it too” kind of nonsense, CULMINATING in dp, going easy easy in, Stiles a gasping writhing mess between them when they look at each other, smirking, and GAME OVER, IT’S TWINSFORMERS TIME, somehow Stiles goes from being pressed between them to being astride this monster, being stretched out over its crazy double penis girl BYEE.
CHAPTER 3: MOOD MUSIC, SOFT LIGHTING, BIG BED. Some vague plot, but eventually it’s just the two of them, smiling at each other, kissing messy and touching everywhere. For some reason, this is the hardest one for Derek to film, because when Stiles is fucked out of his gourd, he can pretend it’s anyone. He can pretend it’s just another guy, another job, nothing special. But he can’t pretend away Stiles shoving Danny’s knees apart, grinning up at him saying, “have you been eating your pineapples, danny boy?” and danny brushes the head of his cock over stiles’s lips saying, “better find out,” and it’s burned on the back of derek’s eyelids what stiles sounds like when he’s laughing with a cock in his mouth, how he can smile when he’s getting fingered, the pretty way he can stretch out, spread his legs, ask for it.
CHAPTER 4: DEPUTY DO ME. Plot heavy as hell. The camera starts on Deputy Parrish as he does his normal patrol, ending as it always does, on Makeout Point. Gossshhhh, Parrish sure does hate clearing all the teens outta there. BUT WHAT’S THIS? Why, rolling around on this picnic blanket isn’t teens at all! Why it’s Daddy Grief Beard and the Sheriff’s son!
"I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you for some ID," Deputy Bambi Eyes says.
"Oh sure," Chris "I’ve Seen Some Shit and My Facial Hair Reflects That" Argent says. "It’s in my back pocket, if you’d like to grab it for me."
BOM CHICKA WOW WOW.
CHAPTER 5: BAIT BUS. Erica lures Boyd into the van with sweet promises and sweeter kisses. She gets him to let her blindfold him, and then sinks to her knees, unzips him and then carefully gives Stiles her place. HOW WILL BOYD REACT TO THE REVEAL? No reaction, as it turns out. Boyd rolls his eyes, and motions for Erica to stop laughing and get over there too. He fucks them both, jizzes on both their beaming faces, and gets Erica’s number. Best Baitbus result ever.
BONUS CHAPTER: EXIT INTERVIEW. “So,” Derek says, clearing his throat. ”Five Dickings in Five Days is over. How do you feel?”
"Honestly," Stiles says, "I thought I was going to be wrecked. Sore throat, bruised up, sleeping for a week straight in order to recover. But there was something I wasn’t expecting."
"What’s that?" Derek asks, quiet. He fidgets with the camera settings, rather than look at Stiles directly.
"There was this camera guy all through it that took care of me. He made me warm tea, and took me to the showers, and I think he called for new positions a few times just because he could tell I was uncomfortable."
"That’s just called taking care of the talent," Derek says, the tips of his ears turning red.
"Yeah," Stiles says. "Maybe. But maybe I’m hoping he’ll let me show him some of my other talents."
SPOILER ALERT: HE DOES
SPOILER ALERT 2: IT’S NOT FILMED.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS CAT BEFORE
HER NAME IS TAMA
AND SHE’S THE STATIONMASTER AT A TRAIN STATION IN JAPAN
SHE GREETS ALL THE PASSENGERS
AND SHE HAS HER OWN OFFICE
AND SHE’S PAID IN CAT FOOD
AND SHE IS A FUCKING EXECUTIVE OF A FUCKING RAILROAD STATION
AND LOOK AT HER
the trains are decorated with cartoon versions of her since she’s their mascot as well
MAN YOU GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE TRAIN MORE TOO THOUGH!!
FOR ONE THERES A LITTLE LIBRARY INSIDE WITH CHILDREN’S BOOKS!!
AND TAMA THEMED COUCHES AND BACKBOARDS!!!
AND THE FRONT HAS WHISKERS!!!
I MEAN CHECK THIS OUT!!
A TAMA CAFE!! AN ENTIRE TAMA GIFTSHOP!! TAMA NOTEBOOKS TAMA BAGS TAMA EARRINGS MORE TAMA STUFF I NEVER GOT PICTURES OF!! THERE IS SO MUCH TAMA !! THIS GODDAMN CAT!!
im sure ive reblogged this before but this cat makes me so happy
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"
"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"
"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"
"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
~one hour later~
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience